“Your holiness, on a more trivial matter, we have a sports team in Toronto — the Maple Leafs — that cannot win,” (Toronto Star editor-in-chief Michael) Cooke said. “What are the attributes of a winning team?”
“I really don’t know,” the Dalai Lama replied. (via TheSpec)
And he calls himself the Dalai Lama. Are you really the Dalai Lama, spiritual leader in Tibetan Buddhism? Really? You?