October 2009
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September 2009
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Lind had a fantastic night, belting three homers - two to dead centre and one...
– Mike Wilner (via gojaysgo)
Someone suggested to me that Jesse Carlson should have the honour. He is a fighter of some sorts, right? Plus, no more Carlson meltdowns. Win-win.
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stop it, fallenleafs, you're making me...
(via oswingpercent)
Hopefully, its one of hope and not for restraining yourself from letting a string of obscenities fly at my direction. Although, you are free to do so, since who knows, maybe I’ll pick up some new insults and expand my vocabulary.
It's happening again...
I’m going to delete this holdover post soon enough, but Roy Halladay is popping up on my dashboard again and inevitably, plastering your dashboards as well. I apologize for this, as I can sense people rolling their eyes and muttering expletives under their breath. I can’t hear you from here, so you have my permission to also scream at me. But aside from the annoying tumblr repeat...
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Reblog this for truth if you believe Zack Greinke...
(via cornerinfielder)
15-8, 2.08 ERA, 216.1IP, 6CG, 3SHO, 229K, 9.53 K/9, 4.87 K/BB, 1.06WHIP, 2.33FIP, 79.9LOB%, 2.73tRA, 8.7WAR
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Jeez, I Fail
Sorry for the multiple posts of the same thing. My tumblr is going haywire with drafts, queues and the “publish now” option. Surely, the Halladay post isn’t that great to require repeat publishing. Thanks for putting up with me though.
Hopefully, I’ll figure it all out. If not, well, guess I’ll have to post racy pictures of David Wells to make it up. Yes? Vomit first, then answer.
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Toronto Maple Leafs, meet your new superstar, Nazem Kadri. Kadri put on a clinic in the art of stick-handling and scoring goals in an instant.
At the risk of sounding unprofessional, Kadri boners for all!
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I mean, I understand that people are scared of this damn Expos scenario, seeing...
– Of course, I’ll clearly boost their readership by thousands (ahem), but Stoten from Drunk Jays Fans absolutely nails it in his recent post about the absurd comparisons between the Toronto Blue Jays and the defunct Montreal Expos.
I admit, I give the Blue Jays a hard time as a fan with obvious...
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Halladay against Pujols, 1-0 game, bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth....
– John Baker, Florida Marlins (via Big Bad ESPN: The Game’s Ultimate Hitter-Pitcher Duel?)
Albert Pujols is 0-for-4 lifetime against Roy Halladay, having not faced each other since 2005 (not including the All Star Game). Pujols grounded out against Halladay in the 2009 All Star Game in St. Louis in...
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Halladay against Pujols. He is such a complete pitcher. I’ve seen him give...
– Alex Cora of the New York Mets (via Big Bad ESPN The Game’s Ultimate Hitter-Pitcher Duel?)
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It would be Halladay against anyone; that’s how good he is. I saw [Rangers...
– Hall of Fame pitcher Jim Palmer of the Baltimore Orioles (via Big Bad ESPN The Game’s Ultimate Hitter-Pitcher Duel?)
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Fans at ACC doing the wave. I guess these fans really haven’t been able to go to...
– DownGoesBrown
Oh my god my thoughts exactly. That’s the first and only time this season you will see a televised Leafs game doing the wave.
mostly all you see is polite golf clapping and putting thier noses in the air whenever Toronto scores.
(via jasongiles)
Well, we finally figured out where...
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We want the fans to be wondering what’s going, and we know they’re...
– Paul Beeston (via Sportsnet)
Really, Paul? You’re telling me 11,159 fans, the lowest attendance figure in the entire 20 year tenure of the Skydome/Rogers Centre, isn’t indifference? Exasperated is another word I can think of, Mr. Beeston.
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The Worst Sports Article You Have Ever Seen
I realize I’m doing a disservice to people who purposefully ignored this atrocious article by bringing it up here. But there is no way I can brush this aside, especially when columnist Mark Whicker himself was genuinely surprised by the negative reaction he’s received so far.
It doesn’t sound as if Jaycee Dugard got to see a sports page.
Box scores were not available to her...